JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. — A southern Indiana lawyer says he’s embarrassed and has apologized for being found asleep headfirst in neighbor’s trash can after a night of drinking.
No charges have been filed against Larry Wilder, who is the Jeffersonville City Council’s attorney. The council president says she’ll call a special meeting next week to discuss Wilder’s status with the city.
Wilder says he was with friends for dinner and drinks in nearby Louisville, Ky., on Tuesday night but was driven home in a client’s limousine and remembers little of what happened after that. A neighbor found Wilder in the trash can early Wednesday and called police, who helped Wilder home.
Jeffersonville Police Chief Tim Deeringer says no crime was committed and that Wilder was cooperative and not a threat to anyone.
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Notes:
“I swear!” I didn’t make this up.
Real friends make sure you are home safely if you are not able to look after yourself.
Mind you, do lawyers have friends? Truly sad.
mid island mike
It’s a pretty hilarious story…
A liaryer found right where he belongs – extraordinary!
Let me guess…the ambulance swerved to miss the garbage can and the lawyers Beamer couldn’t react in time? Right?
Thought so!
This is funny as hell.
CRB
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