The next time I run into Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty, I will address him as “Braveheart” and paint his face green.
Just like Mel Gibson in his movie of the same name, except Gibson used blue.
Because I don’t want to be accused of terrorism, I give the premier fair warning of my intention.
Further, I assure his bodyguards they will not need to shoot me, because, unlike PETA, I will first ask Premier Braveheart if he wants his face painted green, and, if he says “no” I won’t.
But I will insist on calling him “Braveheart” which, is not a crime in Ontario … yet.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking: “Lorrie, other than being off your meds, why do you want to call McGuinty ‘Braveheart’ and paint his face green?”
I’ll tell you why. Because Braveheart is the name McGuinty clearly wants us to call him in the wake of his $7-billion deal with South Korean industrial giant Samsung Group, to manufacture and sell wind and solar power in Ontario.
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Please, please do not use “Braveheart” Lorrie. Braveheart is William Wallace, the Scottish hero of all heros – I am Scottish! It is an insult to the memory of a truly brave man who fought FOR the freedom of his countrymen. Call mcsqinty Robespierre (I read that he invented the guillotine as a human device to sever heads with), call him Lenin (his mission, he said, was to free the peasants), call him Cromwell (he was ridding England of Kings and the bad ways of kings) call him late for dinner …but please don’t call him Braveheart! If you have not studied the History of Scotland, please read a little, even just the story of William Wallace, I am certain that you will change your mind! Thank-you in advance; you just can’t do this Lorrie.
I love the movie Braveheart, Lorrie; I have watched it 20 or 30 times; if I had to associate mcsquinty with that movie it would ruin it for me. Why would you do something mean and petty like that? Call your stupid Premier ‘Stupid’, what is wrong with that ? Please rethink this….I beg you.
re #1 that should read a humane device to sever heads, as verses using an axe or a knife. I was so upset that I did not even proof read my comment.
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